Wednesday, 24 March 2010

My article on snobbery in Literature.

I decided that I would finally post some of my work, although I can't do serious yet, because I'm not a serious person. Anyway, here it goes, my article about snobbery in literature, using the Twilight Saga as a prime example. I wished I didn't, but it's been done. Haha. By the way, it was in columns but I don't know how to that on here.

Why it's Okay that Vampires Sparkle.

By Catherine Smith


It's official. It's the dawn of 2010 and it's the year of the supernatural. Right now everybody is going gaga for the gothic genre and they can't seem to get enough of the Vamps' and Were's and their hot-under-the-collar sex appeal. So what started all this craze? Well, if you haven't heard of Twilight, where have you been for the past year? The vampire phenomenon is the new global obsession. Thanks to this book half of the female population are now fang fanatics and can only breath one name: Edward Cullen. Twilight was written by the Mormon author, Stephanie Meyer, who had a dream one night about her heart-throb hero, Edward Cullen, and the dream created such an impact on her that she wrote it down and it turned into a bestseller. Despite the book's success, she has received a lot of criticism on the Twilight Saga, and because the books have been made into films, people are now too hasty to judge the books and splatter their opinions everywhere on the internet without even reading the saga.

I believe that the critics have been far too harsh on Stephanie Meyer because she has hit sudden fame and success, although to a certain degree I can understand where they're coming from - Twilight isn't exactly Bronte calibre. They usually point out the same old reasons why they are 'bad books', and sneer at them for having 'endless paragraphs of Bella's interior monologues' or a 'simple sentence structure' (J.E) I believe that we could all pick endless faults with every single book which has ever been published. However over the past year the saga has been bashed, walloped and tormented by a handful of literature 'loving' critics and snobby keyboard-ninjas, who write entire blogs on why it's stupid that Meyer's vampires sparkle and don't burn into a pile of ashes.

Snobbery amongst literature is not an uncommon thing. Some people will only read books by acclaimed authors, maybe because pompous critics have brainwashed them into thinking this is what we should be reading as if it's a fashion trend. Mills and Boone are a pristine example of snobbery among readers as people seem to say 'It's a bit Mills and Boone' if a book is referred to being bad or an over-the-top romance. What people don't understand is that this particular genre is an escapism for many as they enjoy venturing into a different world where chivalry and romance isn't dead. You'll find that most people are still stuck in that closet when it comes to reading Mills and Boone, and I think for a long time it will be secretly kept on their 'guilty pleasures' list.

Many a time I have been on the receiving end of one of those looks from an utter stranger which spells 'Oh dear, what is she reading,' Whilst I've had one of the latest Harry Potter books open on my lap. It's not that I'm condemning the likes of Austin and Dickens, because they have written tremendous literature, it's just that in this day and age some people, especially younger people, find that those classics can be considered as 'hard work' because they are representing an era that some people cannot fully understand.


Another issue for some people is that they find these books hard to read because of their old fashioned language, and lets face it, having to skip to the dictionary every ten minutes can suck your love out of literature. Should you feel guilty for reading more contemporary literature than classic? The answer is no. No you shouldn't, because at the end of the day if you're trying your hardest to read something because it's 'acclaimed' and finding that you're getting nowhere, and having to reread pages, maybe you should review the reasons why you are continuing a book which makes you feel lost in a fog of meaningless words.

Let's rewind back to my initial point about the Twilight Saga. Many of people have expressed their feelings on the saga and have branded it as being 'sexist'. On what grounds? I do not know. I feel like I'm repeating myself, as I believe people are trying to fish for bad points on the books because of it's sudden success. Some people have said that they believe the books are sexist because Bella has no hobby, but of course, nobody refers to reading as a hobby anymore. Throughout the four books it is understood that she's an avid reader - mainly classics - and this in turn has encouraged Twilight readers to pick up an edition of Wuthering Heights (I know I have). She also goes on walks and when she starts a relationship with Edward, she gets into the American sport, baseball. Other 'sexist' excuses are that she only obsesses over Edward - oh, please. The whole basis of the books - especially the first one - is all about love at first sight and the passion between the hero and the heroine. As in the case of many of the great literary classics. Besides, Edward is as equally obsessive over Bella. So I don't understand what is their problem?

This 'bad' piece of writing has been such a gigantic influence on young adults. Twilight has re-launched the gothic genre into the stratosphere and has encouraged non-readers to pick up the book and be left with a thirst for more vampire action, which is encouraging the readers to go out and find more fang-related books. Twilight has triggered the success of other vampire books such as The Sookie Stackhouse Series, Vampire Diaries and the House of Night series, half of these have now been turned into hit T.V shows. Another reason why Twilight has a positive effect on young readers is because these books carry a hidden message: celibacy. The books promote the message throughout, 'The success of the Twilight books comes from the fact that fans can lust after Edward and yet, certainly in the first book, there's no actual sexual contact between him and the series heroine. Twilight is a big metaphor for sexual abstinence, and yet it's erotic underneath.' (Robert Pattinson who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight). Twilight is encouraging young women to wait until they find that special someone and I don't think any parent would complain about that.

Other books, such as Harry Potter (which have also had it's fair share of abuse, being labelled as sexist and satanic) encourages an anti-racism message, as J.K. Rowling uses the word 'mud-blood' which is used as an insult to wizards/witches who have a parent who doesn't possess the gift of magic. This hopefully helps teach children about how we shouldn't be prejudice against other people because of their differences, and how we should respect people for who they are. All in all, I believe that the Twilight series and children's books which are similar, are great to give to children aged 12+, because the saga has mild violence and sensuality and no sex or drugs. So what I can't understand is how this book has been thrown onto the bad literature pile when the plot is so appealing, the characters are so mouth-watering and the outstanding message is so positive.

On a more serious note, England's children's literacy levels are one of the worse in the developed world which is extremely worrying, especially since 'more than £600million has been spent on primary school literacy schemes alone since 1998' (Daily Mail­). England's literacy levels has dropped a staggering 16 places since 2001, which is appalling. We are one place above Austria but countries such as the United States, Germany and Italy are way above us. The supposed explanation for this is because more English children have game consoles and computers and they don't have as much time for reading anymore. There are so many children's books out there, and over recent years there have been some brilliant books which have been published, such as Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events. I believe this is a terrific influence on children as the authors' style unknowingly expands your vocabulary with feeding you a new word at the start of every chapter. Plus, the plots are addictive and the series go on forever. (which would keep your child continuously reading for at least a year.)


As long as people are reading, does it really matter what they choose? Today we might be reading Twilight, then tomorrow we could be reading Bram Stoker's Dracula and maybe next year we will be delving into Ian McEwan's Enduring Love. What matters is that we are reading, and if it's vampires that starts us on our love of books, then is that a bad thing?



Now I'm going to post it, I feel like I'm slightly contradicting myself, but, oh well.




Saturday, 23 January 2010

Saturday Night and I'm doing nothing.....fun.

So it's Saturday night and I spent most of my day at Joe Joe's house. We did nothing productive....there is nothing surprising in that.

Oh and I didn't win that fanfic contest. Oh, I think I'll live.

It's not been the best of days...well, actually, it was alright, but now I'm back home and I decided to write a blog because my horoscope told me so. Plus, I have nothing to do. Well, except a couple of assignments but that can wait until the night before.

I strolled in last night at Joe's with his boyfriend and the first thing we did was make WooWoo's. Nice call, eh? And then I watched that Hope for Haiti thing and saw Rob Pattinson's little speech, which seemed very rehearsed and emotionless. I think he had to do it to be honest, because he has so much media attention and if he didn't do it everyone would have thought he was a wanker. Which he really would have been if he declined. But all the drunken tears gushed down my cheeks when I watched JT do a cover of 'Hallelujah', God that man is amazing.

Just listening to a bit of the Killers, Jenny was a friend of mine? So come on, so come on, so come on? (;
Yeah I know you all love it.

I think I've nearly finished ranting a load of bullshit. I'm so ready to watch a film and maybe fall asleep? Saturday nights go slow if your alone.

Wow that makes me sound so depressed. Which I probably am, I have no job because of this fucking recession. Damn the banks and damn the gouvernment.

Anyway, I have a cleaning job, although it's not the best of jobs....and it's not permenant and only brings in a little money. But then again, I'm only a student.

The students life is the life for me....ho ho ho and a bottle o' rum? Or have I just totally made the second bit up and started to think about Santa?!

Anyway, I've finished.

Kitty.





Wednesday, 30 December 2009

Cold feet = not so happy.

Jesus Christ I can't even type properly, what is with my mother and not turning on the gas fire.
It's like we have it just for decor or something, which is weird because I don't know why anybody would want a 70's style gasfire?!

So, I finished 'Guitar Girl' by Sarra Manning. I wasn't disappointed, her stories never fail to entertain me but always leave me in a daze for the next few days. I kind of cried too, because I'm soppy like that. And now I just want to write. I should be doing essays, but instead I'm finding all this crap on the internet which I wouldn't have found if I had nothing to do.

I'm now regretting drinking last night as tomorrow it's new years eve, which means more times ahead of me making a right idiot out of myself and then I'll probably cry over one of my friends shoulders because I don't have a good looking boy to kiss at midnight. I can deal with hangovers, what I can't deal with is my extreme heights of humiliation the next day when I realise I've had an argument for the sake of arguments (on one occasion I just decided to apologise a lot because I couldn't even string a witty sentence together), I've had a 'heart to heart' with a friend and basically told them everything and made it one show about me oh and don't forget all the 'not very lady-like' talking and rowdiness. I apologise now.

Another thing, why the hell does everybody want it to snow?! Yeah, it looks nice for a day, but I hate the view of the snow when my face has landed on the ground and it has the imprint of my body and all the reminders of how I should be losing weight - not going out for a Greggs.

Hmm, I seem to be gorging on a Lindt Swiss Tradition box whilst that daunting thought is over my head. But I believe that if you get a lot of chocolate for Christmas you should just eat them and get it over with, then got to the gym the next with a vengeful attitude.

I think I'm going to watch this film called 'Persepolis', it was in my Christmas box and I've already gone through Tarantino, so I'm ready for a bit of animation. Not too sure what it's about but.......it looks cool!

Anyway, Inabit.
Kitty.

Tuesday, 1 December 2009

Does this mean I'm a blogger?

Okay. This is something I wanted to try, so here goes...

I started up a Daily Booth account. I never stuck to that, some of the people annoyed me on there.

At least I don't have to upload a picture to every post.

Today has been total rubbish. Although, I started the gym, which is good i suppose.
I can't get that Lady Gaga song out of my head, wherever I go these days I come out with random words from the song, it gets bad when it's quiet and I'm sat there going 'rah-rah-ah-ah-ah'

I know that whoever is reading this is now going 'Roma Roma-ma'

Anyway, so I've entered a Fanfic competition called 'The Kids Contest' and it's voting time, I hope whoever is reading this blog will have a look on my story and vote. (:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5512363/1/Beads_Of_Innocence

It's much appreciated.

Anyway, might write back later. But macaroni cheese is calling.

Kitty